Editorial Review For BLOOD: THE SANGUINE PRINCE

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Editorial Review For BLOOD: THE SANGUINE PRINCE

This vampire tale isn’t about brooding in castles or sparkling in sunlight. The undead here juggle tennis matches, drum circles, and awkward hookups while trying not to drain every hot guy in Dallas. Our immortal narrator navigates messy relationships, chaotic pool parties, and the occasional run-in with cops—all while debating whether love is worth the hassle when everyone ends up dead anyway.

The book’s strength? It doesn’t take itself seriously. The writing leans into dark humor, with absurd scenarios (stoned swans, haunted house hookups) balancing the protagonist’s existential angst. The pacing zips along like a vampire fleeing a crime scene, and the voice—sarcastic, self-aware, and unapologetically messy—keeps things entertaining.

If you’re tired of moody vampire romances, this flips the script. It’s urban fantasy with a grungy, early-2000s vibe, blending horror-lite with queer themes and a side of Texas chaos. Think American Psycho if Patrick Bateman had fangs and a thing for lacrosse players.

Readers who like flawed antiheroes, chaotic energy, and stories that mix bloodsucking with dark comedy will devour this. Just don’t expect moral lessons or tidy endings—this is a wild ride, not a sermon.

Verdict: A messy, raunchy good time. Perfect for anyone who’s ever wondered what vampires do between feedings (spoiler: they make terrible life choices).

Upside Down Pete

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Being different can feel miserable to a child, but the enchanting new children's book, Upside-Down Pete by Duane King, shows kids that being unique can be something very, very special indeed. Pete does everything upside down and he's teased, mocked, and sometimes even admired. He rides his bike steering with his feet. He lies down with his feet on the pillow. But some things are out of reach for him. When he wants to speak with deaf people, he has trouble because he can't sign with his feet, and church people won't let him be in the choir because he looks too odd! Still, Pete doesn't mind being topsy-turvy. One day, a doctor comes to the house and cures Pete. Now right side up, Pete can do everything other people can-though his world now looks upside down to him! Charmingly written and warmly told, Upside-Down Pete has a gentle message about accepting and appreciating people, no matter their differences. It's okay to be different, the book suggests. When you meet someone who is disabled in some way, get to know that person and you will discover that differences can be appreciated and that it is what's inside that really matters. Upside-Down Pete also includes discussion questions at the end of the story for parents and children to mull over. A fun, sensitive, and entertaining read-aloud book, Upside-Down Pete is as inspiring as it is entertaining.

Crushing Little Things: A Fast Paced Coming of Age Story Starring a Small Town Sociopath and the Teenage Boy Who Quickly Becomes the Object of Her Obsession

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Juliette Violet Valentine never intended to be a problem child, she just never tried very hard not to be. She was simply a product of her environment, a voyeur into the unscrupulous world of her misguided, calculating mother. Juliette never meant to weaponize the family dog. She and Spike were just playing... Besides, rabies shots aren't that painful. Her younger sister, Anna? That was an unfortunate accident. Juliette's mother was guilty of ignoring her at the worst possible time, therefore she deserved to be punished.

Juliette had been a very bad girl, but she appeared to be the perfect child. At just fifteen years old, Juliette had it all, beauty, grace, charm, and talent. She mastered the art of gymnastics, astonishing even the most accomplished coaches and judges. Juliette effortlessly captured the attention of the one and only talent coordinator in her tiny town, soon becoming the girl everyone recognized from the Sunday newspaper. Unfortunately, being the perfect little prodigy became quite dull for Juliette. She found herself choreographing exciting adventures that did not always turn out so well for everyone else. Juliette craved a challenge, soon setting her sights on Jonathon. He quickly became her pet project. Getting his attention was not enough, she wanted to own him. What Juliette did not expect was to experience actual human emotions and the desire to put someone else ahead of herself.

Neon's Time to Shine

 

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Meet Neon, a young clown who wishes to be a star. Does he have what it takes? Tune in to find out!

Editorial Review For The Dark Locket

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Editorial Review For The Dark Locket

In The Dark Locket, we follow Harold, a man plunged into a tense search when Emily, his punctual and beloved, vanishes. The mystery deepens around an eerie sanatorium, layered with histories and ghost stories that may not just be tales.

Chris Witt crafts a narrative that captures with its straightforward storytelling. The plot moves quickly, packed with suspense that hooks you early on. The strength lies in its ability to keep the reader guessing, with clues that are as compelling as they are cryptic.

The book fits snugly into the mystery and thriller genre, embracing the dark and gothic elements that fans appreciate. It taps into the trend of reviving historical settings, weaving them with modern-day narratives that appeal to a broad audience.

This book will likely catch the eye of anyone who loves a good mystery or is a fan of thrillers that offer both psychological and supernatural twists. It’s a fit for those who enjoy stories that make them think and keep them on the edge of their seat.

The Dark Locket is worth picking up. It’s straightforward yet intriguing, offering just enough complexity to keep you turning pages. While it might not reinvent the wheel, it certainly makes the ride worthwhile. If you’re into suspense and don't mind a bit of a dark path, give this one a go. You won’t regret the journey.

Editorial Review for The Ole Antmythopoeia: An Incomplete Trilogy

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Editorial Review for The Ole Antmythopoeia: An Incomplete Trilogy

The Ole Antmythopoeia spins a wild tale about a mythical world of ants, influenced by a metafictional video game setting. This narrative spins a story around Airen Tony Coleman, an ant in a complex metafictional universe. The plot thickens as it unfolds into layers of myths, adventures, and existential journeys that transcend typical storytelling, challenging readers to piece together the narrative from a scattered and intricate puzzle.

The strength of this book lies in its audacious approach to narrative structure, blending myths with a video game aesthetic in a way that's rarely seen. The creativity in storytelling is palpable, showcasing a mastery in crafting a universe that's as bewildering as it is engaging. The philosophical underpinnings add a depth that encourages readers to think about the nature of existence and reality, which are presented in a refreshingly unconventional format.

The novel fits snugly into the genre of experimental metafiction, reminiscent of works that break traditional narrative forms to offer new reading experiences. It taps into contemporary trends of gaming and complex narrative layers, appealing to a niche but growing segment of readers fascinated by such narrative complexities.

This book will likely resonate with readers looking for something out of the ordinary. Fans of intricate plots like those found in the works of Neal Stephenson or the philosophical ponderings of Philip K. Dick will find this a compelling read. It's particularly suited for those who appreciate video games, existential questions, and non-linear storytelling.

The Ole Antmythopoeia is not for the faint-hearted or those looking for a straightforward plot. Instead, it offers a labyrinthine journey through a richly crafted metafictional universe that demands attention and thought. For those willing to dive into its complexities, it promises a rewarding, albeit challenging, experience.

The Happy Food Garden Party

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In "The Happy Food Garden Party," Tony and Sonya host a joyous gathering where friends and family revel in the pleasures of healthy living. Amidst vibrant colors and the scent of fresh produce, guests are treated to custom smoothies brimming with strawberries, bananas, spinach, and carrots. Children unleash their creativity at the vegetable painting station, using natural pigments to adorn canvases with beautiful designs. Guided tours through the garden inspire guests to grow their own food, fostering a deeper connection to nature. The highlight is a healthy snack buffet, featuring colorful salads, crunchy veggie sticks, and homemade popsicles made from pureed fruits and natural honey. As the sun sets, guests depart with hearts full and bellies satisfied, carrying the spirit of the Happy Food Garden Party into their own lives.

Spirit Sword: An Adventurer's Fable

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As a famous adventurer in the four Umbrish kingdoms, Jehu Bitterleaf is known for his effectiveness against magic-wielding opponents. After defeating the son of a powerful nobleman during a duel, Jehu is wrongfully imprisoned.

For five years he suffers. Another innocent Dunvalish prisoner is ushered into the dungeon cell by the guards. Together they hatch an escape plan.

While breaking free, Jehu picks up a treasure map in the torture chamber. This discovery will send him on an epic journey through Dunvale and Highcliff.

During his quest, Jehu will swing his sword at all manner of evil beings. From vampires to demons, bandits and assassins. He will enter ancient ruins of an extinct civilisation.

But there is more to Jehu than meets the eye. The adventurer's supernatural ability to detect sorcery from afar might just see him through to the treasure he seeks...

Spirit Sword: An Adventurer's Fable is an immersive sword and sorcery experience. Perfect for fans of monster hunter novels and adventure fantasy.

Editorial Review For Tiran: A Tale of Crows and Keys

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Editorial Review For Tiran: A Tale of Crows and Keys

Tiran: A Tale of Crows and Keys offers a captivating journey through a world of sand-swept deserts and treacherous politics. The story plunges readers into the harsh realities of its characters, navigating through themes of loyalty, betrayal, and the quest for power.

The strength of Tiran lies in its vivid world-building and complex characters, particularly the hardened protagonist, Amon. His gritty resolve and sharp wit provide a solid anchor for the narrative's twisting plots and turns. The novel excels in crafting intense, atmospheric settings that pull readers right into the heart of each scene.

Set against the backdrop of a richly imagined fantasy realm, the book taps into current trends in the genre, appealing to fans of intricate political dramas and expansive world-building. It explores familiar themes through fresh eyes, bringing new life to the classic struggles between power and resistance.

Tiran is particularly suited for readers who thrive on detailed narratives that weave together multiple character arcs toward a crescendo of strategic clashes. Those fond of stories where characters grapple with moral ambiguities and the consequences of their choices will find much to appreciate here.

Tiran: A Tale of Crows and Keys is a commendable addition to the fantasy genre. While it challenges the reader to keep pace with its complex plot, it rewards with a rich tapestry of imagery and intrigue. It's definitely a book that promises—and delivers—a compelling mix of adventure and scheming.

My Love Is Everywhere

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🌙 A Heartwarming Bedtime Story About a Mother’s Endless Love 🌙

"Can you guess how much I love you?"

From the soft glow of the morning sun to the twinkling stars at night, a mother’s love knows no bounds. My Love Is Everywhere is a beautifully illustrated, whimsical journey through nature, where a mother’s love can be found in the rustling leaves, the songs of birds, and the warmth of a gentle hug.

Through poetic rhymes and enchanting artwork, this story is a tender reminder that love is always present—whether near or far, seen or unseen. Perfect for bedtime snuggles, this book reassures children that a mother’s love never fades, never ends, and is always with them.

💛 A must-have for parents, grandparents, and caregivers looking to share a story of unconditional love.
💤 Ideal for bedtime reading, early learning, and strengthening emotional bonds.
🎁 A perfect gift for birthdays, baby showers, and special moments.

For little hearts that need a gentle reminder—love is everywhere.

The Invisible Order of the Immortal Nobodies

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In a world where magic and technology collide, an unlikely band of heroes faces a looming apocalypse. Prophecies guide their path as they square off against twisted sorcerers, and demonic entities hellbent on destruction. Ancient wisdom clashes with corporate greed in a dystopian, technocratic landscape, igniting a fight for redemption and universal truth. Humans join forces with elemental allies, their fates intertwined in a desperate bid to push back the encroaching shadows threatening to engulf humanity's very essence.

This mind-bending sci-fi fantasy hurls you into a whirlwind of courage, mysticism, and unity against overwhelming odds. Can this ragtag group of misfits turn the tide against seemingly unstoppable forces? Dive into this wild ride of a story and witness a tale of grit, hope, and the indomitable human spirit that'll leave you breathless. Fair warning: this book might just flip your world upside down. and unity against overwhelming odds. Can this ragtag group of misfits turn the tide against seemingly unstoppable forces? Dive into this wild ride of a story and witness a tale of grit, hope, and the indomitable human spirit that'll leave you breathless. Fair warning: this book might just flip your world upside down.

About the Author:

Rev. Carpenter is an Ordained Metaphysical Minister. Specializing in creating mad, off-kilter worlds of both the macabre and the hilarious. His passion for crafting original and imaginative worlds is perfectly match with his ability to tell a powerful and captivating story. With a background writing and directing screenplays he seamlessly weaves his storytelling prowess with his love for metaphysics, theosophy and mysticism making his work both thought-provoking and wildly entertaining.

Get Off the Ladder: How to Rethink Success and Find Satisfaction in Everyday Life (Author Interview)

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What inspired you to write Get Off the Ladder?

I worked with a lot of people and teams who felt like they were stuck. They didn’t feel as though they had done anything personally or professionally. Mind you, some of them had years of different accomplishments varying in size. But nothing that was considered a “big deal” to them. In their minds they hadn’t done anything worthy of being recognized and didn’t feel any fulfillment in their actions like they didn’t hit some ridiculously high target, they hadn’t reached the proverbial top yet. An arbitrary point set, sometimes by themselves, but usually by societal standards that can be impossible to reach.

This is pretty common thinking. That we can’t feel any satisfaction in our accomplishment until we reach the very top of whatever it is we are trying to do. And that final spot, that is success, and that is where we will find fulfillment. So in order to reach it we have to just keep on going. That we have to keep climbing this “ladder” and only when we reach the top can we be satisfied in what we have done and can we say we were successful. This leads to disillusionment. Because we might never actually reach the top, and we think it isn’t worth it and give up. All while missing the smaller accomplishments that make up life itself.

So, the idea came that we need to rethink this entire process. We need to get off the ladder, and rethink what it means to be successful and where we should derive satisfaction in life from. It isn’t one single grandiose accomplishment, it is all the different ones we can have through out entire lives. Because life isn’t a straight climb or linear process, it is a cyclical one we can follow again and again. It became the underlying idea for my dissertation, and was crafted to be more applicable to everyday life.

 

Can you share a personal experience that shaped your view on success and satisfaction?

When I was still in the Marines I set a goal to become a Marine Combat Instructor of Water Survival. That’s a mouthful, so they are known as MCIWS. It is not an easy certification to come by. Less than .1% of the Marine Corps hold this cert. Mainly because the course itself is so demanding. They have an attrition rate of 50%, and most dropouts are what’s called a DOR or “drop on request”. The training is so rigorous, mentally and physically, not many make it through. Its literally hours of swimming, treading water and drills that are all done to “drown proof” you. There was a lot of time spent at the bottom of the pool, lungs burning, wanting to come up for air, but you just had to finish the drill first.

Editorial Review For Short Stories by Stanky Peterson

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Editorial Review For Short Stories by Stanky Peterson

Short Stories by Stanky Peterson brings a collection of hilarious and cheeky tales straight from the barroom. From the scandalous escapades in "The Wrangler" to the bizarre sexual revelations in "The Toy Collector," each story dips into the wild antics of ordinary folks. The standout piece, "Cocaine-fueled Ménage à trois, anyone?" features an unplanned threesome fueled by alcohol and poor decisions, showcasing Peterson's knack for blending the absurd with the relatable.

Peterson excels in crafting vivid scenarios that push the boundaries of comfort with a comedic twist. His characters are outrageously forthright, making no apologies as they navigate through their unconventional desires and mishaps. The narrative voice is bold and unfiltered, ensuring that each tale packs a punch of raunchy humor.

Situated comfortably within the adult humor genre, this collection plays on the shock value and candidness popularized in contemporary comedy. Peterson taps into the vein of bawdy narrative traditions, reflecting a modern appetite for stories that entertain and scandalize in equal measure.

This book will undoubtedly appeal to readers looking for a break from the mundane, those who appreciate humor that's as bold as it is inappropriate. Perfect for fans of raucous tales and readers who can handle a bit of crudeness sprinkled with laughter.

While not for the faint-hearted or the serious, Short Stories by Stanky Peterson delivers exactly what it promises: a riotous exploration of human follies and foibles, with a healthy dose of sexuality and sass. If you're ready to laugh at the audacious, grab this book and buckle up—it’s a wild ride.